What is the definition of Stagger Bush?

A stagger bush is, in a comically absurd way, a tall grassy plant that's so unruly, it makes a walking stick look like a sidewalk. Imagine trying to dance with one - you'd probably end up more like a clumsy, swaying stick-in-the-air performance at the circus.

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Here's an edgy example sentence: "The local wildlife management officer decided to 'tagger bush' the overgrown weeds in the park, hoping they'd 'perform' an act of rebellion and join the community dance-off."